You can't not blame Dennis for
exchanging you to me!!
The following is a letter found at a certain bar in
Manila and has been preserved in its original, unedited form.
Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog.
In any case, you'd probably have to be an expert in your own right to write like this!
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you.
What reason you can think about but you're very fat body. I thought before
that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that
really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at
first,Dennis say he could not stand you're habit of making pakialam all
walks [lakad] and always calling to their house what he go home or this or
that and then he say he get ashame to met iether in school or in his
and then asking you to exercise you're very very ,very fat body but you
hate it thoughth your the most preetiest girls he knows about what do you
think you are "Beautiful Girl " of Jose Marie Chan even you are beautiful
face to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or
else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults
my personality because I'm never call you names iether in the front of
Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me
different name, I don't have any other choice but to call you other
different name to like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY
Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING. You can't not blame Dennis for
exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier than you when you look
us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she
FROM: THE SEXIEST GIRL OF D.M.
P.S. You say that I'm the bad breathe but who is
Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the final is me.
There you go.
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